1. "I no longer have patience for certain things, not because I’ve become arrogant, but simply because I reached a point in my life where I do not want to waste more time with what displeases me or hurts me. I have no patience for cynicism, excessive criticism and demands of any nature. I lost the will to please those who do not like me, to love those who do not love me and to smile at those who do not want to smile at me. I no longer spend a single minute on those who lie or want to manipulate. I decided not to coexist anymore with pretense, hypocrisy, dishonesty and cheap praise. I do not tolerate selective erudition nor academic arrogance. I do not adjust either to popular gossiping. I hate conflict and comparisons. I believe in a world of opposites and that’s why I avoid people with rigid and inflexible personalities. In friendship I dislike the lack of loyalty and betrayal. I do not get along with those who do not know how to give a compliment or a word of encouragement. Exaggerations bore me and I have difficulty accepting those who do not like animals. And on top of everything I have no patience for anyone who does not deserve my patience."
    — Meryl Streep (via abklynmyracle)
  2. chesj33:

    This is the video that the crotch grabbing gif came from.  Also includes a little bit of Stephen Mulhern. 

    can we also please discuss how Ant sorts Dec’s suit out ‘cause I find that ridiculously cuteeeeeee, but seeing this live i completly fan girleddd

  3. First of all: what the fuck Declan
    Secondly: what the shit Declan
    Thirdly: what the hell Declan

    Why are you trying to kill me. That white shirt. His hands. Just wow.

  4. vickybelk:

    Boys boys boys that’s not the right time wait till you are alone 😉😉

    (via antanddeccers)


  6. meladoodle:

    nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

    (Source: meladoodle, via itsafakereality)

  7. My brother sent me this and it cheered me up when I eventually worked out what it meant haha.

  9. Ant & Dec pose with the new Belfast Giants jersey’s labelled with their birth dates and given to them before their Belfast shows.

  10. antanddec-sheffield:


  11. decs-n-anth:

    Game Show Story 31st August 2014, screencaps

    (via akalover1999)


  12. antanddeccers:




    People probably know this although I haven’t seen anything on here
    Ant and dec every sunday night have been commenting in the game show story for the last few weeks last one on tonight

    Is this on an iplayer or it there a link to it? X

    it’s on itv 1 so it should be on their itv player :) x

    Cool, thanks. Are they in everyone ?

    yeah they have little parts in every episode ☺️

  13. vickybelk:


     Dec grabbing Ant from the matinee show on 30th August captured by me (sorry its a bit blurry it didn’t come out as well as i had hoped) x

    Oh my god

    (via akalover1999)

  14. anthonydeclan:

    Caught Dec using that wonderful tongue of his.

  15. antanddec-mf:



    This one is for Mary ;-) antanddec-mf

    Oh wow